A good joke is highly underestimated. Not only can it spark a lively conversation, but also it can make someone smile or laugh. That may sound simple, but what’s better than making someone else’s day a little brighter? If you’re running a little low on jokes, scroll down to peruse our list of spring jokes. Since they’re themed to the season, you should be able to insert them naturally into conversation. Plus, they’re fresh, fun, and fantastic for all ages.
Spring Jokes to Brighten Your Day
How do you know that flowers are friendly?
They’re always making new buds!
How did the bee brush his hair?
With a honey-comb!
What did the tree say to Mother Nature in spring?
What a re-leaf!
Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?
It lost its petals!
What is a chicken’s favorite vegetable?
Egg-plant!
What is the best flower for a boy to give his mother?
A son-flower!
Why did the farmer bury all his money?
He wanted to make his soil rich!
Why are frogs so happy all the time?
They eat whatever bugs them!
Does February like March?
No, but April may.
What was the tree’s favorite drink?
Rootbeer!
What would you call a well-dressed king of the jungle?
A dandy-lion!
Why was the strawberry upset?
He was in a jam!
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
When is the best time to wash your Slinky?
When you’re spring cleaning!
How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer?
There’s a spring in your step!
Why is spring the best time of year to open a flower shop?
Business is blooming!
Should you plant flowers in April?
Sure, May as well!
What do you call a bear who got caught in a spring shower?
A drizzly bear!
What might you say if it starts raining ducks and chickens?
This is some fowl weather!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What do you get when you plant kisses?
Tulips!
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it!
How excited was the gardener for spring?
So excited that he wet his plants!
When is it impossible to plant flowers?
When you haven’t botany!
Why are oak trees so forgiving?
Every spring, they turn over a new leaf.
How to Make Use of These Jokes
As we mentioned above, because these jokes are related to springtime, you might be able to casually insert them into conversation to spark a smile. But even if you struggle to randomly throw a joke into discussion, you can find ways to make use of these jests. For example, you could use them in the following situations:
- Add them to a birthday card, a thank you card, or a “thinking of you” card.
- Text or email them to your friends and family.
- Share them on social media.
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Spring is the season of hope, rebirth, and renewal. We hope that these spring jokes will help you embrace and enjoy this colorful time of year.
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